In case you're confused, you haven't landed inside my junior high school locker. Don't let my drawn heart throw you. But can I just say something? This perfect pseudo-sincere but really hyper-critical, snarkfest grin is why I love Jason Bateman so much. He's a total comedic genius. And pretty easy on the eyeballs.
Photograph by Zachary Scott for the August 2011 GQ.